Tuesday, August 14, 2007

the best three ways (or 3 steps)
to approach a genocide:

organize our most fearsome
leaders to meet in one room
for an all-important, closed-door
session, philosophizing on
the definition – placing
each cardboard country cut-out
into five different categories

schedule strategic planning
retreats in Florence, Sydney,
Seattle, Hong Kong, Prague –
anywhere but too near
areas of questionable status –
different strategies for every
level of genocide-wannabes

and most importantly, always
keep our consumers happy